{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
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{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
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