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Jack H. Metcalf was an American politician and educator and who served as a member of the United States House of Representatives from 1995 to 2001. He represented the 2nd district of Washington State and was a Republican.
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Cornelia Ann Parker is an English visual artist, best known for her sculpture and installation art.
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